I wrote a simple love letter generator with Rantly.
require 'rantly/silly'
# generate a love letter with 3 paragraphs
Rantly::Silly.love_letter(3)
And get something like,
my unbelievable lighthouse: as a incredible fearful captive, that my heart aches is never quite enough for you, my shiny desire. when my loin burns, my lighthouse, i feel the need to think of you, but this is not because my soul is awed, but rather a symptom of my being your ultimate unremarkable servant. do not think that saying 'my spirit wanders and wonders' suffices to show the depth of how my spine pines, because more than that, we would read poetry to each other with shiny joy because you are my beloved, and i am your burning menial captive, no, rather your ultimate undeserving captive, i believe we would hug with glittering joy. because you are my beacon, and i am your ultimate insignificant captive, no, rather your unbelievable unremarkable lapdog, i hope to god we would whisper empty nothings into each others' ears with joyous joy. because you are my dove, and i am your incredible undeserving servant, no, rather your ultimate insignificant captive, i will that we would nurture joyous angels, so the world becomes all the more glittering.. do not think that saying 'my loin burns' suffices to show the depth of how my spirit wanders and wonders, because more than that, we would nurture holy angels, so you, my virgin goddess, would continue to live.. when my heart aches, my existential solution, i feel the need to dream of us together, but this is not because my soul is awed, but rather a symptom of my being your most unremarkable slave. your ultimate insignificant lapdog ps: every once in a while i dream of us together, and hope that we would whisper empty nothings into each others' ears with shiny calm
You can see the source here
What I think is neat is that the love generator is a DSL built on top of Rant’s core. You get an extended instance of the DSL “interpreter” like so,
r = Rantly.new.extend(Rantly::Silly::Love)
and use it to generate a randomly sized array of pedestal labels:
r.value {array(integer(0..5)){pedestal_label}}
# => ["virgin goddess", "desire", "lighthouse"]
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